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It's going to suck to be a history major in 1000 years... so much more shit to learn. And primary sources from the 21st century will consist of twitter and stupid blogs. I guess with every passing year, being a historian gets a little bit more difficult.

I wonder how Mexico feels about New Mexico. We should rename Alaska "New Canada." And where is the original "Jersey"? or "Zealand"?

Dumb things I believed as a kid:
-that drinking milk would make my teeth whiter.
-that eating ice cream would make me feel warmer on a cold day because it would cool down the inside of my body and make the outside air seem relatively warmer.
-that "auspicious" was a typo for "suspicious" because "a" and "s" are so close on the keyboard

And this is why I think Kesha is a talentless, white-trash, shitty-version-of-Lady-Gaga who can do nothing but crap out "catchy" songs that appeal to the lowest common denominator:

What. The. F*ck...





I need to find a job.

Summer!

So I potentially have a lot of free time this summer. I guess I'll start updating more again!

OK so I haven't researched this at all, but I seriously don't understand the point of signing credit card receipts. You could change your signature each time and no one would give a crap. My signature has evolved (or degenerated) to look like a Richter scale graph, and I doubt there will be an ramifications. (I really love the word "ramifications," it's like a more badass way to say "consequences." I never say "consequences" anymore.)

And don't even get me started on the stupidity of those credit card touch screen signing pads... good god. Am I the only one whose signature ends up looking like a Rorschach inkblot?


I guess you can kinda make out the A and the R...

I should probably make some summer goals. Word on the street is that writing down your goals and saying them out loud makes you more likely to go through with them.
Goal #1: Think of more goals.


Happy Summer everyone!